The Pursuit Of Leisure

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Pac Man Has His Plug Pulled.



Pac Man Jones has been suspended by the NFL for one full year. I think people who blog about sports need to stand up and unite against this because Pac Man is worth so damn much material over the course of a year.

My suggestion to any network executive who is reading this, is to start a reality show with Pac Man being mentored by Hugh Hefner for a year while living at the mansion. Tell me you wouldn't watch that.

4 Comments:

At 10:15 PM, April 10, 2007, Blogger Road Hammer said...

What is this clown's real first name?

 
At 8:21 AM, April 11, 2007, Blogger Skeelo said...

Adam. But it really doesn't matter.

 
At 10:02 AM, April 11, 2007, Blogger Road Hammer said...

What does one do to acquire a moniker such as "Pac Man"?

 
At 11:44 AM, April 11, 2007, Blogger Skeelo said...

The rap sheet on the guy is longer than my leg. Given that he spent 81K in a Vegas ripper joint and also shot up the place I'm guessing it's a combination of oral sex and gunplay.

 

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