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Monday, August 27, 2007

Travis Henry out Shawn Kemp's Shawn Kemp.

- Travis Henry now has the unofficial Shawn Kemp award for most children fathered by the most women. Henry, only 28 has 9 kids from 9 different women. He even had to borrow money from his team last year to pay child support. It always amazes me how these guys spend millions on cars and jewelry but won't spend $20 on condoms.



And this poor girl who is Miss Teen South Carolina is no doubt next on Henry's "To Impregnate" list. He could easily convince her he wants twins with her to bring the count to 11 so he can start his own NFL offence one day.

7 Comments:

At 8:11 AM, August 28, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel bad for her. She clearly just froze up, and now she's immortalized for it.

 
At 8:35 AM, August 28, 2007, Blogger Skeelo said...

I actually agree. That's why I said "poor girl".

 
At 11:19 AM, August 28, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

O come on. She's obviously an idiot and she's clearly one of the 20% who can't locate the country on map. The best part is that 5 girls made it to that stage and she finished 4th! That means someone else actually had a worse answer. US Americans? South African what now?

On one hand I'm embarrassed that I live in a country with some obviously stupid people. Then I think about who my daughter will have to compete with 20+ years down the road and I feel a lot better.

Re: Travis Henry. Count him among the aforementioned idiots. You'd think he'd learn, I don't know after the 3rd or 4th time. How about the 5th or 6th? 7th or 8th maybe. Nope. He is now officially ready to try out for an NBA team.

 
At 1:35 PM, August 28, 2007, Blogger Skeelo said...

I think part of it for the South Carolina girl was that she was nervous and not that used to thinking on her feet before a live national audience. She's obviously not going to Yale but I'll give her the benefit that she is a lot smarter than she appeared on the show.

It really is amazing how many Americans are clueless. I'm not getting uppity about it though because I have met more than my fiar share of idiots in Canada too. Your avergae Tim Horton's employee is a step above being a cretin.

 
At 2:20 PM, August 28, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that 75% of African Americans kids are born out of wedlock. I just had no idea they were all Shawn Kemp's & Travis Henry's.

 
At 3:23 PM, August 28, 2007, Blogger Skeelo said...

I think Evander Holyfield accounts for abut 10% ot that total as well.

 
At 4:21 PM, August 28, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

well the hos that Henry and Kemp slept with are the smart ones: sleep with an NFL/NBA star without domes so that you get knocked up and get their ho ass out of the ghetto living off the child support payments. that's smart.

 

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