Marineland May Be Discriminating.
- My business trip to Toronto took me to St. Catharines this week. I took the opportunity to visit Niagara Falls and the Casino there Thursday night. Marineland is not too far from the casino, in fact only about 1 mile. Yet there was a large sign outside the casino that said "This Way To Marineland" with a large pointing finger indicating the way, beside which read "1 MILF". Now either the youth of Niagara are having fun with the sign or Marineland is only allowing children with very hot mothers through their turnstiles, which will eventually lead to a very nasty lawsuit.
- A few big birthdays today. Happy 44th to Johnny Depp, who has proven himself to be the best actor of his generation. Happy 26th to Natalie Portman, the best actress of her generation and without question a future Pursuit of Leisure Hottie. And Happy 46th to great Canadian actor Michael J. Fox.
4 Comments:
Until Depp goes head to head with DiCaprio and/or Damon, he's got nothing on those two.
You'd seriously put her above Winslet and Johansson?
Sorry, that last comment was in reference to Queen Amidala.
Dave, would also be interested in your thoughts on Penn, Del Toro, Pitt and Whitaker.
All good comparisons. So good I'll devote an entire post to it this week.
I'm having laser eye surgery Tuesday so I will have some free time this week.
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