The Pursuit Of Leisure

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

NY Stands For Next Year.

- Nothing is as much fun for me in the sports world right now as watching the Yankees free fall. They are now 13.5 games behind the Red Sox. In May. Not even Mr. HGH can save them now. Just think, 6 year olds all over NY are wondering if the Yanks will win a World Series in their lifetime.

- Michael Vick. Dog Fighting. Dog Fighting. Michael Vick. This sounds too bizarre even for Vick. He really can't be that stupid can he? And can we stop saying "Superstar QB" to introduce this story?

If this story is true he should be put in jail for years and banned from the NFL. Dog fighting goes well beyond typical animal cruelty.

- Ashley likes to ride dirt bikes, fish and hunt. Sounds like the perfect woman for certain regular readers of this site.

- Yesterday a 1000 pound pig, today cat-sized rats. I guess everything is bigger in America.

3 Comments:

At 12:16 PM, May 29, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously. With the Leafs, Jays, Raptors, Suns all out of it, it's going to be a long summer.

At least I'll have the Michael Vick trial to entertain me, or should I say, keep my attention. What kind of sick mother fucker gets off on dogs fighting each other to the death, and breeds 60 of them only for that purpose. Maybe I'm bias because I've had dogs all my life but to me anyone who would get pleasure from that should not be breathing the same air as the rest of us. Enjoy your meeting with the Commish and your season on the bench (after you release from prison) you degenerate low life. While your at home forfeiting your $10 mil salary why don't we keep you and your piece of shit brother in small cages, starve you both then have you fight to the death with the winner getting a quick meal before going back to your cage. At least we’d be rid of one of you.

The monster pig story is a nice little slice of Americana. 11 year old redneck boy and his hick dad from the back woods of Georgia go hunting. When they spot something, boy pulls out a .50 cal (any sane person who's ever shot one of these is thinking what the fuck is an 11 year old doing with a .50 cal) and kills a wild bore. Jeff Foxworthy would be proud.

 
At 12:48 PM, May 30, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Ashley have an RV?

 
At 4:06 PM, May 30, 2007, Blogger Skeelo said...

Didn't say. I wouldn't be at all surprised if she did.

 

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