Two Words For You Roger: Go Away!

- So the guy nobody ever dares mention as a probable steroid user is unsure whether he is going to retire. You know,for good this time. Two other words for you Roger - Fuck Off. You are pretty mediocre right now and only an idiot would pay you $1 million per start. As much as I would love to see you come back one more year to get lit up my disgust for your ego outweighs it.

- Does anybody really think the Patriots won't kill the Cowboys this weekend? The Pats are going to win by at least two touchdowns. And I can't think of anything else less interesting than comparing and contrasting Terrell Owens and Randy Moss, two guys who deserve to have the crap kicked out of them by former teammates more than any two other recent athletes I can think of right now.

- Heroes has picked up right where it left off last year, which means it has been great so far and the story lines seem endless at this point. But it's a little disappointing to see Hayden Panettiere in FHM and being tarted up a bit in promos now that she has turned 18. I think she's a really cute kid and it would suck to see her go the Lindsay Lohan route.

- So Al Gore has won the Nobel Prize along with the UN. Well done. And with the $1 million cash that goes with it he can pay for the fuel on his environmentally friendly private jet and pay the biggest hydro bill in the state of Tennessee at his mansion.

- A big congrats to John Tory who succeeded in making Dalton McGuinty look as unbeatable in Ontario as Ralph Klein in Alberta. It takes a special talent to be that incompetent but apparently John has it. Mike Harris must be shaking his head and laughing at Wednesday night's debacle.