The Next Mr. Spears

Now that Britney has decided to part ways with KFed (if love like that didn't last what hope do the rest of us have?)I think she's realized it's time for her to settle down with a good hearted stay at home type.

Of course I'm talking about...



...Whitby's own T-Bone. He is surprisingly great with children, likes to drink beer, wears only brand name clothing, knows pop culture inside out and remarkably, is still on the market. And I promise you Britney,he will never EVER cheat on you. He is just too damn lazy to bother trying to meet other women.