Top Model, Kevin Smith, and Jude Law.

So a girl from Whitby, Ontario has won Canada's Next Top Model. It is really only a matter of time before she starts making headlines for a sordid relationship with my buddy T-Bone who is the most eligible dude in Whitby.

What the hell was Joel Siegel expecting to see when previewing Clerks II? The Muppets? Of course it will be lewd and crude, that's the whole point. What made the first one great were the exact things that so offend Siegel.

Isn't Jude Law the same guy who cheated on his wife with the nanny? I guess he's the only one allowed to cheat.