Dribs and drabs.

Terrell Owens has signed with the Dallas Cowboys. Considering the Cowboys have only won one playoff game since 1996 it may not be that bad a move. Terrell is always well behaved his first year. It will be interesting to see what happens the year after. If he can't play for Bill Parcells, he can't play for anybody. If Parcells could tolerate Lawrence Taylor showing up to meetings coked up he can tolerate anything.

The Liberals have announced they will pick a new leader in early December of this year. On behalf of small c conservatives everywhere in Canada I have a request for Liberals. Please elect Bob Rae as your next leader. I'm begging you. Pretty please. With sugar on top. This man ran Ontario into the ground in the early 90's and committed any number of unpardonable sins. The Liberals used Mike Harris to scare people away from the Tories. Just imagine what the Tories can do with Bob Rae.

This is disappointing.

I don't know whether to find Donald Trump becoming a a father again at 59 funny or disturbing. If she's only in it for the money she has certainly earned it.

Asymmetrical breasts tend to develop breast cancer more often than other breasts. No word yet on banana tities or cookie nipples.