That whimpering sound is bisexuals everywhere crying into their steamed lattes.
Entertainment rag The Globe, reports that Brad Pitt has told Angelina Jolie she can no longer bring home other women for three-ways. This blows my whole belief system to bits. If you can't count on Hollywood A listers, especially Jolie, engaging in cheap and tawdry sexual encounters, what can you count on in this crazy mixed up world?
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Are all bisexuals latte drinkers? Or are all latte drinkers bisexuals? What if you prefer vanilla lattes with soy milk?
A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.
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